Literally

by Teddy Chang

(Could not find the font style “Google Docs”, It is in Arial instead)

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“us” has permission to edit

“Untitled” will be accepted. Welcome “Untitled”

By Inkjet 2800

“Jane Doe”

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(Why does “first and last name” get “for credit”? I wrote this, I want some “for credit” too.)

(I don’t get it, will “you” edit this or not? How does being able to type yes or no make “you” qualified for his/her job)

For all writing submissions. For all writing submissions.

Each “submission” has received a custom fitted document

(Why is “you” required to hear “from us soon”. What even is his/her job?)

Inspired by Window Seat’s submission guidelines